Source: BroBible
Summary
A Texas woman posted a TikTok video showing a gecko in her Panda Express soda, sparking concern about food safety. The video, which received 1.7 million views, shows the woman discovering the reptile in her drink and reacting with shock. Experts suggest geckos can climb walls and may have entered the drink through an opening. Legal experts note that without proof of harm, a lawsuit is unlikely. The woman has not commented publicly, and Panda Express has not responded.
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Author: Evan Null
