Source: BroBible
Summary
Tiger Woods was arrested for DUI after a car accident in Florida. Police bodycam footage shows Woods appearing impaired and lethargic, but a breath test registered 0.00% alcohol. Woods attributed his condition to medication, not alcohol. He has pleaded not guilty and announced plans to seek treatment.
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The routine arrives with confidence.
Tiger Woods’ DUI arrest gets a new name: “medication-induced impairment”.
The police bodycam footage shows Woods’ lethargic state, but the breath test says 0.00%.
Woods seeks treatment, prioritizing his well-being and “lasting recovery”.
And, of course, he’s doing it overseas, because privacy.
Because when you’re a celebrity, even rehab is a luxury vacation.
Author: Evan Null
