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To see the glacier, you must pay to be flown over it

A travel guide insists that the best Alaska experiences require expensive aerial tours.

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The story

The article suggests that Alaska cruise travelers should book expensive shore excursions to experience natural wonders, as local towns offer limited attractions.

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Our reading

The article insists that to truly experience Alaska, you must pay $250+ for a helicopter tour that lets you see a glacier from the air. It’s not enough to just walk around the town—no, you need to be lifted above it, as if the land itself is too humble to be appreciated at ground level.

As a result, the most authentic Alaskan experience is now a privilege of those who can afford to be flown over it. The towns are just a base camp for the real adventure, which is always a few hundred dollars away and a few thousand feet up.

It’s not the glacier that’s spectacular—it’s the price tag attached to seeing it.

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