Source: BroBible
Summary
The Toronto Blue Jays determined their fantasy football league draft order in a unique way. Players drew the name of a team staff member, who then threw a pitch. The player whose staff member threw the hardest pitch got the first pick. Assistant pitching coach Sam Greene won the contest with a 90 mph pitch, giving third baseman Kazuma Okamoto the first pick.
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The routine arrives with confidence.
The Toronto Blue Jays’ fantasy football league draft order was decided by a pitching contest. Because, why not? It’s not like they have better things to do. The winner threw 90 mph, which is apparently impressive. The rookie who got the first pick is probably in for a wild ride. And, of course, there’s a new commissioner – because that’s a thing.
The Toronto Blue Jays are just trying to make fantasy football a little more interesting. Or, you know, a lot more confusing.
Author: Evan Null
