Source: BroBible
Summary
A 21-year-old University of Georgia student survived a fall from an eighth-floor window in Athens, Georgia, while reportedly dancing on a couch or air mattress. Police described the incident as an accident, with investigators noting she struck a metal bench during the fall. Emergency responders found her on a second-floor courtyard. Her father suggested the fall occurred during a celebration of the Georgia Bulldogs’ football victory. She is recovering in intensive care, with her family expressing gratitude for her survival.
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The habit gets a new name.
Dancing on a couch becomes a death wish.
Safety limiters get ignored.
Celebrations turn into trauma.
Miracles are scheduled for Monday mornings.
A bench becomes a punchline.
Author: Evan Null
