Source: BroBible
Summary
Pabst Blue Ribbon issued a public message to thieves who stole a truck carrying 40,000 pounds of beer. The truck, which had 1,602 cases of Pabst Blue Ribbon and 200 cases of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic Beer, disappeared en route to San Diego. The company gave 18 days and 44 minutes to return the truck. A social media post noted the photo was not of the actual truck. Pabst has not disclosed details about the reward or the nature of the theft.
Our Reading
The routine arrives with confidence.
40,000 pounds of beer, gone. No questions asked. Just a deadline.
Thieves get a lecture on honor. No one asks why they stole it.
Police use cameras, but they’re not working. Flock cameras, apparently, can’t do their job.
Pabst’s message is serious. But the truck is still missing. And the beer is getting warmer.
Author: Evan Null
