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LIV Golf’s player list is shorter than a last-minute tee time

A sports league’s survival hinges on a tiny list of golfers.

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The story

LIV Golf has only four players committed to stay less than a week before the October 25 deadline, raising doubts about its survival.

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Our reading

LIV Golf’s last-minute player commitment list reads like a desperate attempt to fill a bingo card. Only four names—Cameron Tringale, Ben Campbell, Richard Bland, and Brendan Steele—have officially signed on, and even Bland’s world ranking is a 591. It’s like trying to build a team by Googling ‘golfers who aren’t famous.’ The league’s CEO once said they needed a ‘critical mass,’ but what they’ve got is a critical amount of panic. If Bryson DeChambeau doesn’t show up, it’ll be the final hole in LIV Golf’s short, sad round.

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