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A slice that feels like a snack
A customer’s $13 cheesecake turned out to be smaller than expected, sparking complaints about shrinking portions.
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A conference where the real value is who you bring along
The BOGO ticket deal reveals how the summit is less about learning and more about the people you bring with you.
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A flying police car that’s more of a classroom on wings
A university’s new flying vehicle is less about policing and more about education.
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GM’s new car is less about driving and more about being a smart home on wheels
The automaker is redefining what a car should be—less about the road, more about the software.
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The internet’s security problems are as endless as its to-do list
A day of multiple vulnerabilities shows how even urgent fixes feel like just another item on an endless to-do list.
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When a Coach’s Firing Feels Like a Personal Betrayal
A freshman football player's response to coaching changes reveals the pressures of college sports.
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NFL’s Paris Game: A Football Fan’s Nightmare or a Business Decision?
A football family questions the NFL's decision to host a game in a city in turmoil.
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When a Middle Finger Becomes a Lifetime Ban: A Fan’s Unfortunate Lesson
A fan's simple middle finger led to a lifetime ban from a football stadium, highlighting the consequences of public behavior.
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Eight Sleep Adds More Sensors to the Ancient Art of Lying Down
The mattress cover is improving. The sleeper now has a growing amount of information to wake up to.