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A chicken thief with a space visa? Probably not.

A mysterious creature in Mexico has some convinced it's from another dimension.

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The story

A pale, hairless creature reported near the U.S.-Mexico border has sparked speculation about interdimensional origins, though no credible evidence supports the claims.

Source: brobible.com

Our reading

Jaime Maussan, the guy who once claimed to find 1,000-year-old alien corpses, is now saying a chicken-stealing monster might be from another dimension. It’s the same old story: a guy with a camera and a flair for the dramatic, feeding the public a narrative that’s equal parts thrilling and completely unverified. The creature is described as hairless, with long fingers and a tail, which sounds less like a monster and more like a particularly unshaven human. And yet, here we are, wondering if it’s a space lizard or just someone’s pet that got lost. The real kicker? No one’s actually seen it, but Maussan’s got a whole podcast about it. You can’t make this stuff up, unless you’re a journalist with a vested interest in the paranormal.

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