Skip to content
OLDZERO

Nothing new. Just a sharper angle.

Satire and commentary on power, money and modern life.

SatireBusiness

Goldman Sachs analysts pitch charity ideas for $650K in grants

A bank’s version of a corporate social responsibility game show.

Image from fortune.com
Image: fortune.com · Original article

The story

Goldman Sachs had over 1,000 analysts pitch philanthropic ideas to executives, with total prize money of $650,000 awarded to winning teams.

Source: fortune.com

Our reading

Goldman Sachs analysts aren’t just crunching numbers—they’re crunching causes. Over 1,000 of them spent months pitching charity ideas to the CEO, all for the chance to win $650,000 in grants. The winner, a team called Every Cure, gets $250,000 to speed up drug trials with AI. But the real detail that stands out is that the competition is also a leadership development program. Goldman says it helps analysts build skills like ‘knowing when to hold your ground and when to yield.’ That’s a lot of pressure for a group of people whose main job is probably not to be leaders yet. But if they’re learning how to lead while also making the world a better place, who are we to say no? The real irony? The same bank that helped fund the 2008 crash is now giving its analysts a chance to feel like heroes.

Keep reading