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Kristen Bell’s boots are so slouchy, they’re practically a nap

A masterclass in looking like you’re not trying.

Image from wwd.com
Image: wwd.com · Original article

The story

Kristen Bell wore a dark navy outfit with slouchy boots and cropped pants in New York, continuing a trend of celebrity boot styling.

Source: wwd.com

Our reading

Kristen Bell’s latest outfit is a masterclass in how to wear boots without actually looking like you’re wearing boots. The slouchy leather variety, paired with cropped trousers and a navy suede jacket, is the fashion equivalent of saying ‘I’m not trying’ while meticulously curating every detail. It’s the kind of look that demands a second glance, but only if you’re already in the right frame of mind to be impressed. The real trick? Making a tall heel and a slouchy shaft look like an accident. Bell’s stylist, Nicole Chavez, probably spent more time on this than the average person spends on a full outfit. And yet, here we are, wondering if the boots are actually ‘slouchy’ or just very well-tailored.

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