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Underwear with team logos: the next step in sports loyalty

Stance's NFL-branded undergarments blend fandom with function, but at what cost to dignity?

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Image: wwd.com · Original article

The story

Stance, owned by Marquee Brands, has signed a multiyear NFL licensing deal to produce branded socks and underwear for all 32 teams, with the first release available online.

Source: wwd.com

Our reading

Stance is selling underwear with the NFL’s blessing, which is not a new concept, but somehow still feels like a revelation. The brand is touting technical details like ‘Core-Flex waistbands’ and ‘Featherseam construction’ as if they’re engineering a spacesuit for the average fan.

The NFL is a cultural force, but turning it into a line of undergarments suggests that even the most sacred symbols of American sport can be commodified down to the most intimate layer of clothing. It’s not just about fandom anymore—it’s about wearing your loyalty in the most literal sense.

Now, fans can feel connected to their teams in a way that’s both practical and deeply personal, unless they’re the kind of person who would rather not be reminded of their team’s losses every time they put on pants.

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