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A laptop that lasts 24 hours, but still needs a charger

Apple’s new MacBook Pro claims 24-hour battery life, but it’s not ready for the morning rush.

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The story

Apple introduced a new 14-inch MacBook Pro with M6 chip, touting improved performance, battery life, and connectivity, with a starting price of $1,999.

Source: techcrunch.com

Our reading

The MacBook Pro claims 24 hours of battery life, but the only time it matters is when you’re in a meeting and your laptop dies at 9:01 a.m. Apple says it’s the future, but the real test is whether it can survive a morning coffee run without a plug.

It’s not that the battery is bad—it’s that the world is full of people who forget to charge their devices. The M6 chip is fast, but not fast enough to power a laptop that’s been left on a desk for three days.

Apple’s new laptop is a marvel of engineering, but it still needs a wall outlet. The future is here, but it’s not ready for the morning rush.

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