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A model drinks olive oil for beauty

A CEO’s devotion to extra virgin olive oil extends beyond the kitchen.

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The story

Agatha Relota Luczo promotes recipes using extra virgin olive oil from her Sicilian farm, emphasizing its health benefits and culinary versatility.

Source: wwd.com

Our reading

Agatha Relota Luczo’s obsession with olive oil is so intense that she’s not just using it in her food, but also drinking it like a morning elixir. It’s not enough to cook with it—she must ingest it, as if the oil’s virtues are too potent to be contained within a pan.

Her insistence on only using ‘liquid gold’ suggests a belief that anything less is a betrayal of both taste and integrity. It’s the kind of conviction that would make a medieval alchemist proud, if alchemists also had a skincare line.

She’s not just a chef—she’s a prophet of the olive, preaching the gospel of squalene and polyphenols with the fervor of someone who’s never heard of a microwave.

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