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A ski resort jewelry store’s exclusive medallion is the ultimate status symbol

A new Aspen boutique offers a medallion only available there, proving that even in the snow, exclusivity is everything.

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The story

A roundup of new luxury ski hotels, boutiques, and restaurants opening in destinations like Aspen, Niseko, and the Alps, highlighting exclusive amenities and high-end retail experiences.

Source: wwd.com

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The Aspen jewelry boutique’s exclusive medallion is available only at the store, which is a bit like a secret handshake for people who already have enough money to buy a mountain.

It’s not just a piece of jewelry—it’s a membership card to a club where the only requirement is that you can afford to pretend you don’t need one.

The medallion’s exclusivity is so tight, it might as well be engraved with the words ‘I already have everything.’

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