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A steak so mysterious, even a butcher is lost

A Texas man's praise for a LongHorn Steakhouse dish sparks confusion and curiosity.

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The story

A Texas man claims a LongHorn Steakhouse steak is 'phenomenal,' sparking curiosity and confusion about the 'seven-pepper' seasoning and the steak's unusual cut.

Source: brobible.com

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A steak that’s covered in seven different seasonings and described as ‘phenomenal’ by a self-proclaimed fan, while a real butcher admits to being ‘lost’ over the cut. The server says it’s a New York Strip, but the shape looks like something a confused alligator would order.

The steak’s seven-pepper seasoning is a mystery, but a butcher, who should know meat, is baffled by the cut. It’s like a puzzle that only a steakhouse menu could create.

Now, the only thing more mysterious than the seasoning is why a butcher would ever need to ask what cut it is. Maybe the steak was lost too.

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