Source: BroBible
Summary
An Amazon delivery driver is calling out customers who order cases of Essentia alkaline water, saying it’s making his job harder due to the weight and heat. The driver claims the back of his van can reach 110 degrees, which may cause the plastic bottles to leach into the water. Some viewers are questioning Amazon’s working conditions, while others are skeptical about the benefits of Essentia water.
Our Reading
The habit gets a new name.
Essentia water: because 9.5 pH is a thing now. Ordered by those who think tap water is bad. Delivered by Amazon drivers who hate their jobs a little more. With a side of microplastics, courtesy of the 110-degree van. Because, hydration. The luxury water that’s basically just water. With a smooth taste, if you’re into that.
And here’s a bonus: Essentia water is the new status symbol.
Author: Evan Null
