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Bank of America warns AI not to touch your password

A bank tells its customers not to share passwords with AI, even as the AI is supposed to make life easier.

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The story

Bank of America warns customers not to share their banking passwords with AI assistants, citing risks of unauthorized access and security breaches.

Source: techcrunch.com

Our reading

Bank of America is asking customers not to share their banking passwords with AI assistants, as if the AI might somehow take the information and start a savings account of its own. It’s like telling a kid not to let a robot hold their candy bar, even though the robot is just trying to help.

The irony is that the AI is supposed to make banking easier, but now it’s the one being treated like a potential thief. It’s not the AI’s fault—it’s just following orders, which in this case are to not be trusted with anything more than a reminder to pay the bill.

So, the next time your AI assistant asks for your password, just say no. Not because it’s evil, but because the bank is still figuring out if it’s a friend or a foe—and you’re the one who has to live with the consequences.

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