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Bartender says regulars are the ‘biggest opps’ because they think she’s their therapist

A decade in the business and she’s still not their therapist.

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The story

A bartender with 10 years of experience claims bar regulars are the 'biggest opps' due to their entitlement and emotional demands, saying they're 'lonely for a reason.'

Source: brobible.com

Our reading

A bartender says bar regulars are the ‘biggest opps’ because they assume her time is theirs. She’s not a therapist, but they treat her like one. It’s not that she doesn’t like them—she just doesn’t want to be their entire world.

One regular got upset because she forgot he drove a Corvette. It’s not a car, it’s a symbol. He needed her to remember, not just serve. She’s not a memory aid, she’s a bartender.

She ends with a warning: don’t expect her to fix your life. She’s got her own to live, and it doesn’t involve your Corvette.

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