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Breach prompts same-old response: better security

A data breach prompts the same old response: better security, as if it were a minor inconvenience.

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The story

South Korea's financial institutions face a new wave of cyberattacks, with some reporting data breaches. The attacks are linked to AI tools, and regulators are urging stronger security measures.

Source: techcrunch.com

Our reading

When a data breach hits, the standard response is to demand better security, as if the problem were a minor inconvenience rather than a systemic failure. It’s like a doctor prescribing a bandage for a broken leg.

The company notifies customers, cooperates with authorities, and promises to compensate—just like last time. The only thing that changes is the name of the AI tool used to hack them.

Next week, they’ll announce a new cybersecurity initiative, and everyone will act surprised, as if they hadn’t already spent the last decade ignoring the same warnings.

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