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McAfee’s fear of Utah college gatherings is now a national concern

A former employee says McAfee was always on edge, and now he's questioning recent college events in Utah.

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The story

A former employee of Pat McAfee claims he was constantly paranoid, and McAfee recently criticized the University of Utah for a video mocking him, asking if anything scary had happened at a college gathering in Utah recently.

Source: brobible.com

Our reading

Pat McAfee asked if anything scary had happened at a Utah college gathering, as if the mere presence of students joking about him was somehow connected to a national tragedy. It’s like he’s convinced the entire state is a horror movie set.

He’s not mad about the jokes—he’s mad that the university shared them. As if a school’s social media team is responsible for his emotional well-being. It’s not a video, it’s a warning sign.

Now, every time a student laughs at him, he’ll wonder if it’s the start of a conspiracy. The next time he shows up at a game, he’ll probably bring a bodyguard and a therapist.

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