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Men’s room soap remains untouched, proving they’re not just lazy

A bartender’s experiment shows men’s restroom habits are more shocking than a bad cocktail.

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The story

A Denver bartender placed a full soap bottle in the men's restroom and found it untouched after 10 hours, sparking discussion on handwashing habits and gender differences.

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Our reading

The Denver bartender’s soap experiment is a masterclass in institutionalized laziness. If you thought the ‘men’s room’ was just a place to pee, you haven’t seen anything yet. She left a full bottle of soap there, and no one touched it—like it was a sacred relic or a cursed object. The real mystery isn’t why men don’t wash their hands, but why anyone would expect them to. The comments section is a comedy of errors, with men defending their choices like they’re explaining why they don’t like vegetables. One guy said he doesn’t pee on his fingers, which is both a statement and a warning. The real takeaway? If you’re ever in a situation where you have to use a men’s restroom, bring your own disinfectant. And maybe a therapist.

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