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Neoclouds fear they’re the ones who’ll be left holding the bag

Elon Musk warns that the AI data center industry may be heading for a crash.

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The story

Elon Musk warns that over 200 neocloud companies may face 'guppy-level death and consolidation' due to financial risks, investor concerns, and uncertain demand for AI data centers.

Source: fortune.com

Our reading

Neoclouds are the AI equivalent of a hotel that rents out rooms to other hotels, which then rent them to guests who don’t know they’re staying in a hotel. Musk’s warning is that the hotel might not have enough guests to pay the rent, and the guests might not show up at all.

So the neoclouds are now trying to look like they’ve already been through the fire, even if they’re just starting to burn. Some are already claiming they’re the ones who won’t be the ‘dead bodies’—a phrase that sounds like a corporate euphemism for ‘we’re not the ones who will be liquidated, we’re the ones who will be bought.’

It’s a strange world where the people who build the data centers are the ones who might be left holding the bag when the AI bubble pops, and the ones who rent the space are the ones who get to say, ‘I’ve got a data center, I’ve got chips, I’ve got capacity.’

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