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Nicolas Cage’s John Madden voice sounds like a karaoke disaster

A viral clip shows the actor's performance as the football legend is more confusing than inspiring.

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A clip of Nicolas Cage voicing John Madden in a biopic has gone viral for being inaccurate, sparking criticism about the film's quality and Cage's performance.

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Nicolas Cage’s John Madden impression sounds like a man who’s spent too much time in a karaoke bar with a dictionary. The clip’s not just bad—it’s a direct challenge to the very idea of vocal impersonation, as if Cage tried to channel Madden but ended up with a mix of Jimmy Stewart and a confused parrot.

The film’s marketing team must have thought the sheer name recognition of Cage and Madden would be enough to sell tickets, but now the internet is united in its confusion over why anyone would let a man who sounds like a broken record play a man who once made football sound like a symphony.

It’s not just a bad performance—it’s a bad business decision, like hiring a jazz musician to play a country song and then wondering why the crowd left early.

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