SatireBusiness
Aramco’s pipeline: 10 million barrels, 2% impact
A plan to move more oil, but the real traffic is still in the same place.
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A cloud for agents who don’t like being planned for
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The ultimate holiday gift: a piece of jewelry that only works if you remember her birthday
A trend that assumes you already know someone's birthday, and doesn't care if you don't.
SatireLeisure
Trump’s anthem advice: stop watching, not standing
The president’s take on the WNBA anthem issue is as direct as it is unwatched.
SatireTravel
Reserve your way into town, but not your way back
A new level of convenience for travelers who don't mind waiting.
SatireFashion
The blank jersey: a silent partner in fan satisfaction
A fabric of potential, waiting for a fan's emotional investment.
SatireLeisure
Streaming the game, but not the revenue
Disney’s multi-channel Super Bowl plan has local stations fuming over lost ad money.
SatireFashion
Bridal suite for people who don’t want to be seen
A new New York store offers privacy for people who want to feel special without an audience.
SatirePolitics
When the only thing you can’t translate is your own credibility
The man who can’t read the ballot is the one saying it’s too complicated.
SatireFashion
Puma’s new shoe is a rocket, but only for casual runners
A sneaker that breaks rules, but only if you’re not a pro.
SatireLeisure
A case number links a chase and a citation, but no one’s guilty
The same case number links a chase and a citation, but the police say no one’s guilty.
SatireFashion
Kim’s 160mm stiletto heel: a fashion statement or a personal challenge?
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