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Ric Flair’s health alert led to a sidewalk sequel

A public service announcement turned into a personal emergency.

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The story

Ric Flair posted about leg blood clots, then fell and was hospitalized. His fall occurred hours later, and it's unclear if the clots were related.

Source: brobible.com

Our reading

Ric Flair’s social media post about his leg blood clots was less of a health update and more of a public service announcement for anyone planning to visit a Florida bar. He warned fans he couldn’t make it to Seattle, then immediately left a Tampa restaurant, forgot his phone and drink, and fell face-first into a sidewalk. The result? A bleeding eye, possible concussion, and a hospital bill that will probably be covered by the same wrestling federation that once made him a legend. It’s like he tried to write his own obituary, then accidentally wrote a sequel.

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