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Rosalía’s bag is bigger than a ‘Succession’ plot

A singer balances a massive bag on high heels, echoing a TV reference and redefining fashion absurdity.

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The story

Rosalía was seen in New York wearing clear ballerina heels and a large custom bag, drawing comparisons to a 'ludicrously capacious' bag from 'Succession.'

Source: wwd.com

Our reading

Rosalía’s clear ballerina heels are the kind of footwear that makes you wonder if the shoe company ever considered the possibility of a person actually walking in them. The transparent wedge heel is like a dare, a challenge to the laws of physics and common sense. And yet, she’s carrying a bag so big it could double as a luggage cart for a small family vacation.

The bag, designed for a film, is so oversized it could theoretically hold a small car, or at least the entire contents of a boutique. It’s the kind of accessory that doesn’t just make a statement—it demands a press conference. Rosalía, meanwhile, is just strolling through New York like she’s on a runway, not a sidewalk, and the bag is just another accessory, like a hat or a scarf.

It’s not just fashion—it’s a performance. A performance of excess, of balance, of knowing exactly how much absurdity the world can take before it starts asking questions. And Rosalía? She’s already two steps ahead, walking on air and leaving the rest of us to catch up.

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