Source: BroBible
Summary
A squirrel entered the stands at an Ohio State football game on September 5, 2026, and was lured out using a soft pretzel. The Perry Township Police Department used an empty beer box to transport the animal, which was then released into a planter. The incident occurred during a 56-3 victory over Ball State. Similar animal intrusions have happened at other sporting events, including a bird in an Islanders game and a bat during a Halloween matchup.
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Author: Evan Null
Wildlife Invades the Stands
Animals have a way of showing up where they aren’t supposed to, even at major sporting events. A squirrel made its way into the stands at an Ohio State football game, causing a minor commotion. The Perry Township Police Department handled the situation by luring the animal out with a soft pretzel and placing it in a beer box. The squirrel was then released into a planter, where it immediately began foraging for food.
Stadiums Are Not Wildlife Sanctuaries
While stadiums are designed to keep unauthorized people out, they are not as effective against animals. A bird once flew onto the rink during an Islanders game, and a bat was swatted during a Halloween game in 2009. Squirrels have also been known to run across the field during football games, causing moments of confusion and amusement.
The Squirrel’s Day at the Game
The squirrel at the Ohio State game was not on the field but in the stands, where it was described as “overwhelmed.” A police officer used a soft pretzel to lure the animal into a box, which was then taken out of the stadium. The incident was captured on bodycam and shared online, drawing attention to the unexpected guest at the game.
Animal Intrusions Are Not Rare
Animal intrusions at sporting events are not uncommon. A black cat once halted play during a Cowboys vs. Giants game, and squirrels have been seen running down the field for a “touchdown.” These incidents are usually lighthearted and add a unique element to the game day experience.
Stadiums Are Just Big Parks
With animals constantly finding their way in, it’s clear that stadiums are more like open spaces than controlled environments. The use of a soft pretzel to catch a squirrel shows that even law enforcement is adapting to the unpredictable nature of these events. It’s a reminder that no matter how secure a venue is, nature always finds a way in.
