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TechCrunch’s BOGO deal: Bring a friend, not a solution

A summit for founders, by founders, with a colleague for free.

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TechCrunch Founder Summit 2026 will feature roundtables on AI trust, enterprise sales, and new categories. Attendees can bring a colleague for free with a limited BOGO deal.

Source: techcrunch.com

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The TechCrunch Founder Summit 2026 is offering a limited BOGO deal: buy one ticket, bring a colleague for free. This is the kind of deal that only makes sense if you’re already in a room full of people who think they’re solving the world’s problems. One session is about how to make AI trustworthy in real-world organizations. The irony is that the only thing you’ll trust more than the AI is the person you brought along to help you make sense of it all.

It’s not that the topics are bad—they’re just the kind of things you’d talk about in a room full of people who already know the answers. The real value is in the networking, which is exactly what you’d expect from a summit that’s selling the idea that founders are solving big problems. But if the problem is that no one can understand what anyone else is saying, then the BOGO deal is the only real solution.

The summit’s roundtables are designed to help founders talk about the challenges they face. But the real challenge might be getting them to stop talking about the same challenges in the same way. The only thing that’s truly trustworthy here is the deal: bring a colleague, and you’ll have someone to blame if the whole thing falls apart.

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