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One investor’s AI stake is worth more than the average person earns in a lifetime

The numbers are based on private valuations, which are essentially guesses with a fancy spreadsheet.

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The story

A report details the wealth of Anthropic's investors based on the company's private valuation, with some stakes worth billions.

Source: techcrunch.com

Our reading

The report says that one of Anthropic’s investors, Eric Schmidt, is worth nearly $10 billion from his stake. That’s more than the GDP of some small countries, but less than the total value of all the gold in Fort Knox. It’s also more than the average person will earn in a lifetime, unless they’re a tech CEO or a professional meme creator. The joke here is that the story is less about the AI company and more about the people who bet on it—like a poker game where the chips are made of stock options and the table is a boardroom. The real kicker is that the numbers are all based on private valuations, which are essentially just guesses with a fancy spreadsheet.

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