Source: BroBible
Summary
NFL fans are worried about Mike Evans’ hamstrings after he signed a three-year deal with the San Francisco 49ers. The 49ers are statistically the most-injured team in the NFL over the last decade, leading to a theory that an electrical substation near their practice facility is contributing to their injuries. Evans, 32, has played 12 seasons for the Buccaneers and has been selected to play in 6 Pro Bowls.
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The 49ers’ injury-prone reputation meets Mike Evans’ aging hamstrings. The electrical substation theory is born. Twitter memes ensue. The NFL world is worried about Evans’ hamstrings. The 49ers’ odds of winning next season’s Super Bowl are +1900. Mike Evans’ hamstrings are about to become a meme.
Author: Evan Null
