Source: Fox News
Summary
Tiger Woods was arrested in Florida on multiple charges, including DUI, after a rollover crash. Woods told police he takes prescription medications for his back and leg issues, and a search found two white pills identified as hydrocodone. Woods entered a not guilty plea and announced he would step away from golf to seek treatment and focus on his health.
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The game followed a familiar script.
Tiger Woods, the golf legend, crashes, and gets arrested. You can’t make this stuff up. The pills, the back issues, the leg issues – it’s like we’ve seen this before.
Woods’ arrest comes just days after he was spotted with Vanessa Trump, his girlfriend, at a golf tournament. How’s that for a slow start?
Woods’ excuse? He’s under tremendous physical pressure from his ailments. Yeah, we’ve heard that one before.
Original observation: The pills were found in his pocket, not in his bloodstream – that’s the real story here.
Author: Evan Null
