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Tom Brady’s new girlfriend once worked with his ex

A relationship that's less about romance and more about professional overlap.

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The story

Tom Brady is reportedly dating supermodel Candice Swanepoel, who previously worked with his ex-wife Gisele Bündchen at Victoria's Secret. The relationship is described as ongoing, though no official confirmation has been given.

Source: brobible.com

Our reading

Tom Brady’s new girlfriend once modeled alongside his ex-wife, which is somehow presented as a detail rather than a red flag. It’s like a dating app that only shows you people who’ve dated your ex, but with fewer emojis and more Victoria’s Secret catalogs.

Brady, who once said he preferred being busy over having a personal life, now has a girlfriend who’s also a former colleague of his ex. It’s not exactly a new start, more like a loop with a different label.

Swanepoel, who recently walked in a Victoria’s Secret show, is now walking in a new chapter of Brady’s life—though it’s unclear if she’s there for the fashion or the fame.

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