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A quarterback’s apology was met with a look that could freeze a touchdown

When a joke falls flat, even the most seasoned reporter can't hide their reaction.

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The story

Holly Rowe appeared unimpressed during an interview with Arch Manning, who tried to mend their strained relationship after a previous awkward encounter involving a coach and AI-generated content.

Source: brobible.com

Our reading

Holly Rowe made a face that suggested she’d rather be anywhere else, which is exactly where Arch Manning wanted her to be. He was trying to make amends, but the only thing he managed to mend was the camera’s focus.

It’s one thing to be assigned to a game, but it’s another to be assigned to a quarterback who’s still trying to apologize. Rowe’s face said it all: she wasn’t there to be charmed, she was there to be interviewed.

Arch Manning’s attempt at a joke was met with a look that could freeze a touchdown. He was trying to be friendly, but the only thing he got was a glare that would make a referee blush.

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