Source: BroBible
Summary
Jesse Ventura, a WWE legend and former Minnesota governor, has suggested that President Donald Trump’s assassination attempt in 2024 was staged, comparing it to a wrestling stunt called a “blade job”. Ventura claims that Trump’s lack of a scar from the incident is suspicious. He also alleged that Trump was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame because he blocked a federal investigation into Vince McMahon.
Our Reading
The conspiracy theory arrives with confidence.
Jesse Ventura thinks Trump’s assassination attempt was a “blade job”, a wrestling term for a staged injury. He points to Trump’s lack of a scar as evidence. Ventura also claims Trump only got into the WWE Hall of Fame because he blocked an investigation into Vince McMahon. Because, of course, that’s how you get into the Hall of Fame.
And now we’re wondering where the scars are.
Maybe they’re just hidden behind a bad comb-over.
Or maybe they’re just a secret ingredient in Trump Steaks.
Author: Evan Null
