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WNBA game at noon, tickets at $23—where’s the crowd?

A scheduling decision so basic, it makes you wonder if the league’s calendar was written by a toddler with a crayon.

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The story

The WNBA moved a Finals game to 12:30 p.m. to accommodate an NBA game, leading to drastically lower ticket prices. The Atlanta Dream criticized the WNBA for poor planning.

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Our reading

The WNBA moved a Finals game to noon so an NBA team could play at the same arena, which is a scheduling decision so basic it makes you wonder if the league’s calendar was written by a toddler with a crayon.

Ticket prices for the noon game are as low as $23, which is just enough to buy a coffee and a bagel, but not enough to justify skipping work for a basketball game.

Now, the only thing that’s really going up is the number of people who have to explain to their boss why they’re not at the office at 12:30 p.m.

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