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25 years of pipes, one shot at the World Series

A Brewers fan is trading his expertise for a chance to watch the game.

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The story

A Milwaukee Brewers fan offers 25 years of plumbing experience in exchange for World Series tickets, citing high ticket prices and a desire to attend with his family.

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Our reading

A man is offering 25 years of plumbing experience for World Series tickets, which is a lot of pipes and not much baseball. The idea is that instead of paying thousands, he’ll fix your bathroom and you’ll give him a seat. It’s a trade that only makes sense if you’ve ever tried to get a plumber to show up on time. The real kicker is that he’s not just offering to unclog a drain—he’s offering a full-service home renovation in exchange for a ticket. It’s not that he’s desperate, it’s that he’s confident. He’s not asking for a favor, he’s asking for a deal. And if you’re the kind of person who would rather have a working toilet than a front-row seat, you might be his type.

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