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Zendaya turns high school football into a pop concert

A celebrity's unexpected presence at a high school game sparks a mix of surprise and spectacle.

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The story

Zendaya attended a high school football game in California to support her nephew, who played linebacker and had a key interception. She danced to an Oasis song and posed with cheerleaders.

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Zendaya danced to ‘Wonderwall’ at a high school game, a moment that probably made the stadium’s sound system question its life choices. It’s one thing to be a movie star, another to be the person who accidentally turns a football field into a concert venue.

Her nephew, meanwhile, was busy being a football player, which is basically a job that requires you to run into people and hope they don’t hit back. The fact that he’s a three-star recruit and she’s a two-time Emmy winner probably made the whole thing feel like a family reunion where everyone’s also trying to win a scholarship.

By the end, the game was decided by a missed extra point, which is the sports equivalent of a cliffhanger ending. Zendaya, meanwhile, probably left with a new story to tell—something about how she once made a high school stadium feel like a red carpet.

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