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High school football teams face 1,000-mile road trips for playoff games

Auburn's journey to Chadron is just one of many long drives in Nebraska's playoff schedule.

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The story

A Nebraska high school football team must drive over 1,000 miles round trip for a playoff game, with several other teams facing similarly long trips.

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The Auburn Bulldogs are driving more than 500 miles to play a game they’re expected to lose, then driving back the same distance. It’s not just a trip—it’s a full-day odyssey, with no time to even glance at the scenery, let alone enjoy it.

Imagine being a student-athlete who’s already spent the entire season preparing for a game, only to realize the biggest challenge isn’t the opponent but the highway. The real MVP here might be the bus driver, who’s got more endurance than any player on the field.

They’ll be back in their small town by nightfall, exhausted, with a game film and a GPS full of regrets. The only thing longer than the drive is the list of reasons why this system exists.

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