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Maryland called cops on student journalists. No report was filed.

A bureaucratic overreaction that felt more like a status ritual than a real threat.

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The story

Maryland called police on student journalists attempting to report on the firing of football coach Mike Locksley. The police said they were called due to safety concerns, but no report was filed.

Source: brobible.com

Our reading

Maryland called the cops on student journalists, which is the kind of thing that makes you wonder if the athletic department has ever seen a documentary. The police showed up, asked them to leave, and then basically said, ‘We respect your First Amendment rights, but also, please don’t be here.’ It’s like a corporate office that hires a security team to keep the press away, but then has a PR person write a statement saying they ‘respect the press.’ The students were just trying to do their job, which is to ask questions and report the truth, and instead they got a security scare and a reminder that even in 2026, institutions still think they can control the narrative by waving a badge. The real kicker? The police didn’t even file a report. So the whole thing was a performance, not a problem. And now the whole internet is watching, wondering if the next time someone asks a question, they’ll get a call from the campus police too.

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