Source: BroBible
Summary
Mojo Energy Pouches have been voted as a Product of the Year by consumers. They contain 50mg of caffeine, B vitamins, ginseng, yerba mate, and l-theanine with 0 sugar and 0 calories. The pouches come in five flavors and cost about $0.37 each. Two pouches provide the same amount of caffeine as a cup of coffee, making them a affordable alternative.
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The habit gets a new name.
Mojo Energy Pouches are the latest way to get a caffeine boost without the coffee. They’re portable, affordable, and come in flavors like Sour Apple. But let’s be real, it’s still just caffeine in a pouch. The “innovation” is just a new way to sell an old habit. “Convenience” is just a euphemism for “lazy”.
Original observation: Because what we really needed was a more expensive way to drink coffee.
Author: Evan Null
